It's only a $1,000 bond if you call my boss he'll come pay you.
What's the charge?
Criminal mischief.
Criminal mischief is not $1,000 it's usually $500, do you have two bonds?
No, just one.
???? Hold, on. (Call to booking verified one bond, felony criminal mischief for bashing in car windows.) Okay, you do have one bond, bashing windows out of seven cars??
No, I didn't do it. Just pin holes really. Not bashed out.
What do you do for a living?
Repair car windows.
Ha! Amazing.
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